To Divorce; the Quicker You Escape Insanity The Wiser

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An attempt to move the about to be divorced and newly divorced from Insanity as quickly as possible

Divorce Lawyers Will Tell You

They say there's a thin line between Love and Hate. It's called 'Divorce'.

People who used to love each other, who used to lie in bed naked, now act as if they are sworn blood enemies from the beginning of time. They will not agree on anything, and each will use all weapons in their arsenal, from the children to an old car to a piece of land neither ever cared about as Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Trying to Move from the Hate

The usual scenario is that the husband has brought another person into the relationship. This other person is referred to as 'that slut' by the wife and 'leave her out of it' by the husband.

The wife is incensed, hurt, surviving on pain and anger. The husband is suffering genital dementia. The wife wants everything the husband owned, owns or will own. The husband wants to give the wife absolutely nothing at all whatsoever.

If there are children, he will pay HER (his soon to be divorced Wife) the pennies in his pocket to feed them because HER might lick the spoon that serves the cold porridge. She wants more money than they ever spent on food in two months to be paid to her for One month.

If there are no children there could be a dog, a goldfish, a painting, a rug, something they will fight to death to deprive the other of. Not that s/he really wants the dog or the goldfish or the painting, they just do not want the Other to have it.

And two lawyers are hired to put forward unreasonable demands that they know no judge will agree with to please their clients who, if they fail to behave as gladiators will accuse them of 'selling out the case.'

And only If

If the wife has suspected Adultery and gotten 'insurance' then she might not have to fight as hard as she's already prepared herself for battle.

If the husband had suspicions and taken steps the fact it didn't catch him by surprised will dull a little of the hate.

But in most cases, Divorce is emotionally devastating.

Knowing the Law is Important

Many parties, so angry and emotional do not appreciate there are actually laws governing divorce and that although they can scream and cry and throw themselves on the floor, the Law is like Mr. Spock. Logical.

The sooner they can park their hysteria and deal with reality the cheaper and faster the divorce will be. The more they want to shriek and fight and argue the more it will cost in legal fees and emotional torment.

Getting from psychotic to Vulcan as fast as possible is the wisest thing any party to a divorce can do.

Understanding what the Law is and what can be gotten and how much truncates the need for drama. There is no way a wife will get half of the house Grandma left her husband. There is no way husband will get half the Picasso the wife got five years before he met her.

But insanity blocks reason and the Law is ignored, and shifty shysters will put forward the most ridiculous claims, just as long as the money keeps flowing.

How to deal it?

Go out and scream your guts out at the moon. Scream and cry and roll in the dirt and do whatever insane acts possible when you are alone and far from people who will call the police. Get it out. Become emotionally numb. Deal with it as a simple logic puzzle as Moogs and Greebs. Do not feel anything. Do not let any possible hysteria override that Vulcan inside of you.

The Court knows what the standards are, and a simple investigation of the husband's means, the children's requirements, the various bits and pieces of property will be dealt with as they have been dealt with for decades.

With the Internet available one can do his or her own research and see what is likely and what is not likely, so as not to drift into the realms of insanity.

When one has the facts and can speak rationally to one's lawyer the immediates can be dealt with as cheaply as possible. Filing idiotic petitions which will be tossed out will not be attempted. Attending various counseling sessions will have some benefit when the parties are going for what is reasonable.

After it's over, after the divorce is final, the property is divided and life is flowing at some standard, then you can fall apart. If you want.

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Adultery, Anger, Divorce, Hatred, Hysteria, Property, Revenge, Vindictiveness

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author avatar Funom Makama
10th Feb 2012 (#)

This is brilliant and quite hilarious as well.. Thanks for making my invested few minutes on this page worthwhile

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Emotions are unpredictable and trump reason during some tumultous times. Thanks for sharing, Kaylar - siva

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author avatar Delicia Powers
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Brilliant page, well done kaylar real and sound advice....

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author avatar kaylar
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you everyone...I tried to be as helpful as I could

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author avatar Robb714
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Good job K, as usual and I really liked the Spock referrence, logically.

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author avatar kaylar
10th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you

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author avatar Songbird B
11th Feb 2012 (#)

Informative and dryly witty as well..Kaylar you are a Star writer...A really good article.

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author avatar kaylar
11th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you Songbird

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
12th Feb 2012 (#)

Well written article...

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author avatar kaylar
12th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you Rezaul; I try

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author avatar ittech
18th Feb 2012 (#)

interesting writing again . Thnx for sharing .

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author avatar kaylar
18th Feb 2012 (#)

Thank you ittech

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
11th Mar 2012 (#)

Well I maried one for life and am a separated wife. None the less a part of you will always love the person.... Its the anger that is shown externally but deep within you still and always love them but cannot live with them any more... I am not divorced but if he files for it I will sign but will never go to another man.... I mean that....

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author avatar M G Singh
23rd Mar 2012 (#)

Very noble comments lady Aiyanna.

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author avatar Lady Aiyanna
11th Mar 2012 (#)

Biased judgement not all women are after money, some just want a piece of mind away from the squabbles bickering and nefarious activities altogether. Money is not the point, you can earn it but at the cost of someones sweat and tears.... It invokes bad vibes.... I dont ask for money, he sends it on his own but there is child support filed for as the child is his too not just mine....

BTW the one who makes the most money is the lawyer....

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author avatar kaylar
11th Jul 2015 (#)

Of course the one who makes the most $$ are the lawyers. This is because the clients are emotionally insane. It is not the Goldfish they are arguing about...it is trying to return the hurt.

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author avatar M G Singh
23rd Mar 2012 (#)

A fine article Kaylar

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author avatar kaylar
23rd Mar 2012 (#)

thank you everyone

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