The woman next door has a pair of Great Tits.

christopheranton By christopheranton, 13th Dec 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/vprof9t4/
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Great Tits need to be cherished in winter, and you can still play with silky pussies during the holidays.

I love watching the woman's Great Tits.

The woman next door has a pair of Great Tits; not Blue Tits, or Tom Tits, but Great Tits. She doesnt have great boobies. Boobies live on the island of Guam, along with a load of U.S servicemen, but there are no Boobies to be seen in my part of London, just a pair of Great Tits, which live with the man who lives next door. I say live with him, because the Great Tits in question are his wifes Great Tits. She feeds them, and she put up a titbox to contain the Great Tits, so essentially the tits are hers. How lucky is that man? His wife has Great Tits.

She also has a lovely silky pussy. If I stand at my bedroom window, I can sometimes see her Great tits and her lovely silky pussy in her garden. Once I managed to reach over the fence, and stroke her pussy, but I have not yet managed to get my hands on her Great Tits.

It's seldom that I get to see her tits and her pussy at the same time. When she is letting her silky pussy have an airing in the garden her tits are seldom to be seen. I expect they are wary of the pussy. I do wish I could stroke her silky pussy, and see her Great Tits at the same time. Her husband can, I expect. He can stroke pussy in the bedroom and look out the window, and see Great Tits in his garden.

Now I can stroke her pussy, and gaze at her Great Tits, as much as I want.

Both the husband and wife are on holidays now. They are gone to The Seychelles, for three weeks. They should be back just before Christmas. This I really like because the husband has given me the keys of the house. I am to look after his wifes silky pussy, and her Great Tits while they are away. He even asked me if I would mind playing with his wife's pussy. He told me that he had seen me stroking her pussy over the fence, and that he would like me to stroke it while they were on holidays. His wife, and her pussy would like me to do it as well.

I was also given instructions in the care of her Great Tits. Since it is winter, it is very important to remember to feed the birds. The best thing to do is to make a bird cake. This is very easy to do. You can buy mixed bird seed in the pet shop or the supermarket. If you have a market near you, go there. The seed is a lot cheaper than you will buy in the shops. Get some peanuts and some sunflower seeds if you can. Mix it up with some melted lard. Add some porridge meal as well. Use a bowl or container that you wont be using for anything else. When it is all mixed up properly, put it in your freezer for about an hour for it to set, and then leave it out for the birds.

Leave them something to drink as well. Birds need water in the winter. Dont let the water get frozen. Pour some boiling water over it occasionally to keep it melted.
If you are using a birdtable, keep it clean. Dont let rotten food lie on it, and remember to thoroughly clean your bird cake container each time you have to reuse it. Birds can pick up nasty infections from dirty food containers, or birdtables.

Dont forget The Boobies.

Anyway, to return to our story, that will be my pleasure for the next two weeks. I look forward to engaging in social intercourse with my neighbour's wife's eminently strokable silky pussy, and her perky Great Tits.

I almost feel sorry for those U.S servicemen on Guam. They probably dont get to see Great Tits like I do, or the man next door. Still, there is always the Boobies.

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Born in Ireland, but living in London since 1986, my main interests are reading, studying history, politics, and theology, and looking after the welfare of my cat. I like to write on a variety of subjects, make general observations on lifes dilemmas....(more)

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
14th Dec 2010 (#)

Thanks for the truly unique article.. what else can I say?

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author avatar Denise O
14th Dec 2010 (#)

Loved it! Cracked me up!
Original and just plain darn funny! Great read!
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar christopheranton
14th Dec 2010 (#)

Cheers Denise, and Mark.
Sometimes important messages, like feeding birds in winter,
are best conveyed when
dressed up as comedy.
Thanks for reading.

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author avatar Maurice G
14th Dec 2010 (#)

Glad you joined the gang, a great read.

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author avatar christopheranton
14th Dec 2010 (#)

Hi Maurice. I'm glad you enjoyed
it. Thank you.

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author avatar Carol
14th Dec 2010 (#)

it was certainly original, well done!

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author avatar hieroglyph
16th Dec 2010 (#)

Well camouflaged Christopher... Amazingly conceptualized!

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author avatar christopheranton
16th Dec 2010 (#)

hieroglyph. Thank you.

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author avatar SiddiQ
16th Dec 2010 (#)

Caught me completely off-balance! Made me laugh! Good post!

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author avatar christopheranton
16th Dec 2010 (#)

Cheers SiddiQ. Sometimes it is
good just to laugh.

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author avatar Greenfaol
22nd Dec 2010 (#)

LOL, excellent article. You have a rare way with words :D

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author avatar christopheranton
22nd Dec 2010 (#)

Greenfaol. Thank you.

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author avatar SoEnLion
3rd Jan 2011 (#)

In the beginning when reading the title, I had just one thought, "how can wikinuts publish such an article". To express myself in one word : AWESOME.

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author avatar christopheranton
3rd Jan 2011 (#)

Oh! Thank you very much.
I'm glad you liked it.

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author avatar Melissa D. Ing
13th Jan 2011 (#)

ok, lmao, I was a bit...wary when I saw the title. Ah Christopher you made me giggle.

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author avatar christopheranton
13th Jan 2011 (#)

Heres to laughing!
Thank you Melissa.

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author avatar Stable
15th Jan 2011 (#)

LOL, brilliantly written. Made me smile this morning

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author avatar christopheranton
15th Jan 2011 (#)

Cheers Stable.
Keep smiling.

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author avatar Retired
17th Jan 2011 (#)

Very nice.

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author avatar christopheranton
17th Jan 2011 (#)

Thanks Martin.
Do you mean the tits
or the story?

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author avatar The Phoinix Φοινιξ
2nd Jun 2011 (#)

NICE EXPLICIT BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL ;)

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